Super Tennis were a three piece band from North London.

They made music for a bit, until Tom decided to move to New York and pursue his dream of being a douche. He achieved this really quickly. As did Kev, who achieved his dream of eating two full pipes of pringles in one sitting. Bob was, and always will be, a total dick, so dreams one day of becoming ‘not a dick’.

Their spirit lives on in the opening sequence of The Suicide Girls Must Die. Unfortunately, this is not a joke.

Best worst band break-up ever?